The reply guy has a coin now

ERMMMMMMM actually.

Every coin has one. The guy in the replies who knows exactly how it should have been launched.

Buy $ERM
erm actually@ermactually · 12s

ERMM ACTUALLY it should be this name ☝️🤓

erm actually@ermactually · 9s

ERMM ACTUALLY it should be on cashback ☝️🤓

erm actually@ermactually · 6s

ERM ACTUALLY it should be on STONK ☝️🤓

erm actually@ermactually · 2s

ERMM ACTUALLY dev should've locked the fees ☝️🤓

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01Thesis

A coin launches. Thirty seconds later he's in the replies, glasses on, one finger up, vamping it. Wrong name. Wrong launchpad. Should've been on cashback. Should've been on STONK. He has never launched a coin. He has opinions on all of them.

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dev@anydev · 1m

just launched 🚀 lfg

erm actually@ermactually · 41s

ERMM ACTUALLY it should be this name ☝️🤓

erm actually@ermactually · 30s

ERMM ACTUALLY it should be on cashback ☝️🤓

erm actually@ermactually · 12s

ERM ACTUALLY it should be on STONK ☝️🤓

02Correct him

He has notes.
You have a knife.

Slice him, stab him, bonk him, throw the pieces. He'll still tell you you're doing it wrong.

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erm actually@ermactually · now

ERMM ACTUALLY you won't ☝️🤓

1 pieces0 knives
Drag across him to slice
03Token
Ticker$ERM
ChainSolana
Tax0 / 0
Supply1B
04How to buy
  1. 01

    Get a wallet

    Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. Write the seed phrase down. On paper. Actually.

  2. 02

    Load it with SOL

    Buy SOL on an exchange and send it to your wallet.

  3. 03

    Swap for $ERM

    Paste the contract address and swap. Then go tell every other coin what they did wrong.